Disappointment at its finest
Disappointment at its finest

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

ritavratasky:

what she says: i’m fine

what she really means: why am i not at disney world

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

moshingice:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
north american education system: COLLEGE
north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

You are running out of time… and options.

Favorite John Green Book Quotes

Insurance doesn't cover the cost of condoms I have to buy to be safe. Why should it cover birth control pills?
Anonymous

lexliftlove:

You realize that I can’t just go to the store and pick up a back of birth control right? I have to get examinations and doctors approval. I have a reason to have insurance on pills. Plus a lot of women need birth control for other reasons. My periods are so bad I used to pass out from pain and loss of blood. Get of your fucking high horse you whiney bitch. A $10 pack of condoms is nothing compared to $40 per month of birth control. You self-righteous prick… and I’m sure a pack of condoms lasts you a longggggg time. Especially with your fuckboy attitude.